Dean to Bush: More Tax Cuts for the Wealthy By Scott Ott
Democrat presidential candidate Howard Dean today asked President George Bush to push for more tax cuts for wealthy Americans so that when Mr. Dean is president he can repeal them.
“I have proposed billions of dollars in new spending,” said Mr. Dean. “And I’m going to pay for it all by repealing the Bush tax cuts. But when I added on my latest $7.1 billion college funding proposal, I realized we’ll need to repeal more tax cuts than Congress has passed so far. We’re tapped out. So, I’m calling on Mr. Bush to announce a new round of tax cuts for the rich.”
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