‘Dear Woman’ Video Teaches Men About Inner Feminine Spirit And Brings Out My Inner Knuckle Sammich


Cross-posted from That’s What She Said:

If I ever – EVER – saw any alleged man doing or saying the things in this video, I’d call him Josephine then teach him how to stop being a little bitch.

With my fist.

 

“Never mind your “inner feminine spirit”, Mary —  here is my outer knuckle sammich.”

But no actual sammiches for them. Literally or euphemistically. In fact, I think they need to get back in the kitchen themselves. Also, iron my skirts!

Except, I’m fairly certain they’d like that. The video is like an audition tape for a masochist. “Someone else did something bad … but PUNISH ME. I’ve been a bad, bad, boy. Oh, please. May I have another?”

Thanks bunches, “feminists”. You may have claimed to need men like a fish needs a bicycle, but some women actually, you know, like men. And want actual men, not sniveling, pathetic whiners who invent even unconscious wrongs with which to further the false, permanently aggrieved, ‘women are perpetual victims’ line.  A man who goes through life with life gurus and Yanni-ish flute music and fancy womb envy and such?

Do not want.

h/t Caleb Howe

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