Drunk Mom Arrested For Child Endangerment Poses and Makes “Funny Face” For Mug Shot


I hope she finds her 180-day prison sentence every bit as hilarious. A Texas woman named Sandra Luann Grohmann was arrested after drunkenly dropping her infant last month, and instead of wanting to crawl under a rock and die like a normal mother, she posed and made “funny faces” in her mug shot.

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The shamelessness of some people never fails to astound me.

Cops arrived on the scene to find Grohmann drunk and under the influence of prescription medicine…’The witnesses saw Grohmann pushing the stroller about five feet away from the roadway when she fell for the first time partially knocking her unrestrained child out of the stroller,’ Sgt Flynt said.: 

‘She then tried to get back up and put the baby back in the stroller when she fell again causing the baby to fall all the way out of the stroller and roll into the grass. She then tried to get back up, falling for the third time,’ he added.

The child is now in the custody of social workers, where he should probably stay. It’s bad enough: to get drunk and almost kill your infant in an accident. It’s even worse to not care.

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