Even Aliens Can Figure Out That America Rules And The Rest Of The World Drools

by John Hawkins | May 22, 2003 1:47 pm

Even Aliens Can Figure Out That America Rules And The Rest Of The World Drools:[1] ZetaTalk is page dedicated to…well…Zetas. Zetas are supposed to be some sort of aliens and they are trying to contact us by having conversations with someone called the “Zetan Emissary”. I didn’t read far enough to see how they contact the “Zetan Emissary”, but I’m guessing that she takes off her tinfoil hat, stops taking the drugs her psychiatrist gives her, and then they transmit their ideas directly into her brain.

Apparently, talking to aliens draws a lot of traffic since Zetatalk is the 11,235th[2] most popular page on the web according to Alexa. Just to give you a little perspective, the web page of wildly popular talk radio host Neal Boortz[3] is ranked just behind Zetatalk at 11,338[4]

So what do these aliens talk to the “Zetan Emissary” about? All sorts of loopy things that we are going to take a look at in the latest edition of ACPOTI (Anyone can post on the internet)… (Cont)[5]

Endnotes:
  1. Even Aliens Can Figure Out That America Rules And The Rest Of The World Drools:: https://rightwingnews1.wpenginepowered.com/crackpots/zeta.php
  2. 11,235th: http://www.alexa.com/data/details?url=zetatalk.com/
  3. Neal Boortz: http://www.boortz.com/
  4. 11,338: http://www.alexa.com/data/details?url=www.boortz.com/
  5. (Cont): https://rightwingnews1.wpenginepowered.com/crackpots/zeta.php

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