Fast Food Restaurants Sued For

Fast Food Restaurants Sued For Making Man Unhealthy: “A New York City lawyer has filed suit against the four big fast-food corporations, saying their fatty foods are responsible for his client’s obesity and related health problems.” Fox News, July 25, 2002

When questioned by reporters who were skeptical of the suit Hirsch revealed their was more to the story.

“Four years ago my client was sitting in a park, eating some tofu and strawberries and minding his own business when a van owned by McDonald’s pulled up. Immediately a huge purple beast known only as “Grimace” and a surly thug known as the “Hamburglar” accosted my client and forced him into a van. (cont)

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