Frank J. From IMAO Is Getting Married

It looks like Frank J. from IMAO is finally marrying his gun slinging t-shirt babe, SarahK. I even got a thank-you from Frank J. in his post announcing the wedding:

“Then I have to thank Geeks with Guns and John Hawkins of RightWingNews for sending me my first real traffic. John Hawkins later asked for permission to put up my posts in full on his site which helped promote me and also was a judge in the t-shirt babe competition.”

Actually, the last part is a bit ironic. You see Frank met Sarah after she won his t-shirt babe contest. The reason I say that’s ironic is because despite the fact that Sarah won the contest, she didn’t make my top 5. In fact, had I gotten my way, Reva would have won and Frank J. would probably be getting married to her instead…

..Uhhh, geeze, maybe I should rephrase that. I mean now that they’re getting married, you can just imagine the conversations:

Frank J.: “Hey baby, I’m going to go ahead and link this column on RWN…”

SarahK: “Don’t you dare! He voted against me in the t-shirt contest and we wouldn’t be married if I hadn’t won and met you! You better never link him, na, na, na, na, blah, blah, blah, na, na, na, na…”

You know how it goes when the old ball and chain gets firmly attached to the ankle….

No, I’m just kidding. In all seriousness, Frank, Sarah, I’m happy to hear that you’re getting married. I wish you all the happiness and success in the world. You deserve it…

*** Update #1 ***: Here are the details of how Frank J. popped the question on SarahK’s blog.

*** Update #2 ***: See? See? See? From the comments section:

“thanks, and don’t think we haven’t already had the conversation more than once! it usually goes:

FRANK J.: hey, John Hawkins put up my post on RWN today.
SARAHK: you mean the John Hawkins who didn’t vote for me?
FRANK J.:
SARAHK:
FRANK J.: i’m gonna go play some video games.

by sarahk”

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