Giving Pigs Toys — The Upside

Giving Pigs Toys — The Upside

Giving Pigs Toys — The Upside: Oh geeze, it turns out that we in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy have a lot of pig farms in Europe and we’re going to have to comply with these stupid new rules that require us to give our pigs toys. But, as always, we’ve found a way to take advantage of the situation. Here’s a rough draft of a new advertising campaign that the Mariah Carey clones we’ve put in charge of marketing came up with…

Mmmmm…doesn’t that just make you want to find one of these playful little creatures so you can kill it and fry it up with some eggs and toast?

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