Help Hillary Pick Out A Campaign Song

Hillary is asking people to help her come up with a new campaign theme song,

“Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton is asking supporters to help her choose a new campaign song, poking fun at her own lack of singing skills in the process.

In a video posted Wednesday on her campaign Web site, the New York senator asks for help with “one of the most important questions” she faces: what to choose for her campaign song.”

In the spirit of bipartisanship, I think the readers at RWN should help Hillary out by suggesting a few possible tunes that could fit her campaign in the comments section. Then at noon, I’ll pick out the 10 best ones and post them here.

Update #1: Here are the best of the best Hillary Theme songs

10) Everybody Wants To Rule The World — Tears For Fears

9) Would I Lie to You? — Eurythmics

8) Cult of Personality — Living Colour

7) Stand by Your Man! — Tammy Wynette

6) Sympathy for the Devil — The Rolling Stones

5) The “Star Spangled Banner sung in Spanish” — Francis Scott Key

4) The Song of the South (sung in a fake southern accent) — Alabama

3) The Imperial March (The Darth Vader Theme song) — John Williams

2) Welcome to My Nightmare — Alice Cooper

1) Back in the USSR — The Beatles

Plus, as an added bonus, here’s a song by RichM “How about an original song written especially for her and her followers (to the tune of the Beach Boys classic “Wouldn’t it be Nice”):

Wouldn’t it be nice if we were liberals
Then we wouldn’t have to think at all
And wouldn’t it be nice to hold a rally
To show the whole world our minds are small

You know we love to make things so much harder
For all the people that are really smarter

Wouldn’t it be nice to be a coward
Not having the guts to even think
But if you have the nerve to solve a problem
We really know how to make a stink

Our daddy’s money, we’ve been spending
Our whiney ways are never-ending
Wouldn’t it be nice?

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