I Get Emails: Gerald Ford Helped Cover Up Nixon And Bush’s Murder Of JFK?

Every so often, a crazy who goes by the handle of “Bush-Adm-Planned-911” spams me with left-wing drek and lunatic conspiracy theories. I complained a few times to his provider, bellsouth.net, about the spam, but apparently their users are allowed to spam with impunity because they’ve never done anything about it.

Anyway, I decided to read Count Kookula’s latest spam mail and as per usual, it was insane. Here’s part of the email:

“TVNL Editor’s Comments: So Gerald Ford is Dead? So What?

For those of you who do not already know this, Gerald Ford is a special man in American history in that he took part in not one but two cover ups related to the JFK assassination. First off he was one of the authors of the fictional piece known as the Warren Report. Then he pardoned Richard Nixon so that the real reason for the Watergate break-in would not be revealed. For those of you who do not know the Nixon connection the JFK assassination you should start doing a little research of your own, but I’ll tell you where to start looking…start with the Watergate burglars and the “tramps” who were picked up at the scene of the Kennedy assassination. They seem to be the same people. Then research where Nixon was on that fateful night. Nixon, along with the probable kingpin of the assassination George H. W. Bush, are the only two people on the planet who can’t remember where they were on that day but records show that they were both in Dallas. Start poking into this and you will be shocked at what you may find. In the meantime spend your emotions mourning for our nation, democracy, Iraq and its citizens or just about anything…rather than for Mr. Ford. Think about it! – Jesse, Editor, TvNewsLIES.org”

So, Gerald Ford, Nixon, and George Bush Sr. all teamed up to assassinate JFK? Geeze, if you’re making up wacko conspiracy theories, why not go all the way and accuse Ronald Reagan and zombie Teddy Roosevelt of participating, too?

How do people come up with this crap? Worse yet, how can they get so many nutjobs like “Bush-Adm-Planned-911” to buy into it? It’s like a “tidal wave of stupid” and it makes me wonder if it’s new or if people have always been like this and we only figured it out because the internet allowed them all to proudly post their crackpot theories for the whole world to see.

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