If Any Americans Are There, They Should Get Out Now!
I just realized that with the extra media strength I have today by being able to blog at Right Wing News as well as my own blog IMAO, I now have the power to declare things civil wars. Thus, I would like to declare that Belgium is now in a civil war with the conflict between the Bels and the Giums having no apparent end.
Also, I would like to preemptively declare that our invasion of Iran has resulted in a civil war.
Or do I really need the media power to declare things a civil war or just the ability to edit Wikipedia?