In My World: Whitehouse Denies Scaring Away France

In My World: Whitehouse Denies Scaring Away France By Frank J.: “So why are we watching the stupid gringo Democrat get into his car?”

“Just wait for it,” Bush answered, watching out the window with barely contained excitement. Below them, Tom Daschle sat down in his car and turned the ignition. Soon his car exploded into a ball of flame and Daschle started running around the parking lot on fire and screaming.

“Stop, drop, and roll, jackass!” Bush shouted and closed the window. He then collapsed into his chair laughing.

“Isn’t that attempted murder?” the Mexican asked with some concern.

“What are you? Some legal scholar? Practical jokes aren’t crimes.”

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