Introducing Celebrity Slut Puppies!

Over the last few months, I’ve noticed — and you’ve probably noticed that the bikini links on Conservative Grapevine do far better than any of the political material.

Moreover, these last few articles I’ve done on female bloggers have really opened my eyes. For example, I did twice as much traffic yesterday off of the Interviewing Six Conservative Female Bloggers On Dating as I do on a normal day — which just confirmed what I was thinking.

Barack Obama is a phony. Hillary Clinton should be spending her time ironing Bill’s shirts before he goes out on dates instead of running for President. John McCain is 4000 years old. In other words, political blogging is old and tired and gossip blogging is where it’s at.

Did you know gossip blogs, on average, pull much more traffic than political blogs? It’s true.

That’s why I bought the Celebrity Slut Puppies domain — and, yes, it does work already. Go ahead and try it…I’ll wait…but, not all d*mn day; hurry up! No need to change your bookmarks because Right Wing News will still continue to work, but from now on we’re CSP instead of RWN.

And I am going to do gossip blogging RIGHT. By that, I mean, I am going to give people exactly what they want — lots and lots of pictures of beautiful celebrities mixed in with just enough commentary to keep it from getting too dull.

I know a few of you may be disappointed by this news, but I think most of you will prefer the new blog. I mean, come on — pictures of Kim Kardashian’s butt or a post on the flat tax? Paris Hilton sex tapes or the latest debate over FISA? An interview with Angelina Jolie or an interview with Alan Greenspan?

I think we know which option all of you prefer. So, get ready to love Celebrity Sex Puppies — ooh, Freudian slip there — Celebrity Slut Puppies, because it is going to be the best thing going in the blogging world!

PS #1: I may change the design a little more over time, but I don’t see a need to totally re-invent the wheel. Blue and pink is a great color scheme for a gossip blog.

PS #2: If you have any questions or comments about the changes at Right Wing News, you can write me at [email protected] Keep in mind that I do reserve the right to publish all email.

Note: For anyone taking a look at this post down the road, it was part of an April Fool’s prank.

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