by John Hawkins | June 25, 2003 10:43 am
Iraqi Info Minister Denies He’s Been Captured By Scott Ott: Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, the former Iraqi Information Minister, denied reports in a British newspaper that he has been captured[1].
“I am not wearing these handcuffs,” said Mr. al-Sahhaf during a collect call to an unnamed Reuters reporter. “I have completely eluded capture, and have also committed suicide about two months ago. I triple guarantee that I am not in a secret location being guarded by heavily-armed soldiers who are telling me that I have to hang up the…”
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