John Kerry and the Penis Straw!


Ouch. When TMZ.com is posting anything about a politician, you know there’s going to be trouble.

Click here to see a slideshow of photos that feature Sen. John Kerry and a group of drunk girls, at least some of which are likely underage. (The girls were said to be sophomores and juniors in college.) The first photo you will see features Kerry and the whole group, and one girl has a penis straw in her cup. A different girl is shown in another photo actually drinking out of the penis straw.

But wait! It gets better. The best part of the story might be the official Sen. Kerry office response:

“As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story.”

Stay classy, John Kerry!

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