Joke Of The Day: A
Joke Of The Day: A salty Navy Chief and a crusty Marine First Sergeant are at a bar arguing about who had the tougher career. “I did 30 years in the Recon,” the Marine declared proudly, “and fought in three of my country’s wars. Fresh out of boot camp, I hit the beach at Okinawa, clawed my way up the blood-soaked sand, and eventually took out an entire enemy machine gun nest with a single grenade. As a sergeant, I fought in Korea alongside General MacArthur.”
“We pushed back the enemy inch by bloody inch all the way up to the Chinese border, always under a barrage of artillery and small arms fire. Finally, as a staff sergeant, I did three consecutive combat tours in Vietnam. We humped through the mud and razor grass for 14 hours a day, plagued by rain and mosquitoes, ducking under sniper fire all day and mortar fire at night. In a firefight, we’d shoot until our arms ached and our guns (this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting and this is for fun) were empty, then we’d charge the enemy with bayonets!”
Looking straight ahead, the Chief says nothing. Then after a deliberately long, slow drink, the Chief says, “Yeah, it figures… all shore duty.”
Thanks to the Hawspipe for posting this one.