Keith Olbermann Explains the Second Amendment

The two primary pillars of freedom in America are the First and Second Amendments. The Orwellian “Fairness Doctrine” will take out the former; the amazing Keith Olbermann has already dispensed with the latter. He’s revealed that the right to bear arms “obviously” only applies to muskets:

Despite years of fog created by the NRA and right-wing organizations, that isn’t very complicated: For the purposes of forming a state militia, you’re entitled to keep and bear arms. Obviously, those would have to be the kind of arms in use in 1791, when the Bill of Rights was passed — the musket, the wheel-lock, the flint lock, the 13th century Chinese hand canon.

Where would we be without the great legal scholars at MSNBC to clear away the fog and explain away our rights?

Olbermann further revealed that in addition to being the “Worst Person in the World” for upholding our right to defend ourselves, Justice Antonin Scalia is a “clown” — which has got to hurt, coming from a circus act like Olbie. Also revealed was the NRA’s secret agenda: “to increase deaths by gun in this country.”

Lunatics like Keith Olbermann could soon have their candidate of choice in the White House.

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Olbermann wants Scalia and the NRA to shut up about our rights.

On a tip from Wiggins. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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