Longshoreman Gives Rational and Coherent Statement to Media…Just Kidding, He Threatens Everyone There

The local media was outside of the International Longshore and Warehouse Union (ILWU Local 21) offices in Longview, Washington gathering interviews and b-roll.

Here’s what happened when one of the union members, who said his name was “F*ck You C*cksucker,” came outside to discuss their possible trespassing:

Aside from the lack of employment at the port, I can understand why he is so angry. I have listened to “A Boy Named Sue.” Your given name can have a big impact on a boy’s life.

I imagine this guy’s life has just been a series of fistfights.

“Hi, nice to meet you. My name’s Joe. What’s yours?”

“F*ck You C*cksucker.”

“Wha…?”

Fight ensues. Until one day…

“Hi. My name is Hank, president of the Longshoreman Union. What’s your name?”

“F*ck You C*cksucker.”

“Welcome to the union. Mind the door.”

It was a match made in thug heaven.

Hat Tip: The Right Scoop

Cross posted at All American Blogger.

Duane Lester

Duane Lester is co-founder of All American Blogger, and the primary writer. Following graduation, Duane entered the United States Navy as a journalist. He spent five years touring the world, reporting on local news and sports. Following his enlistment, Duane spent almost 10 years working with adjudicated youth in residential treatment environments. Duane discovered politics after September 11. He credits Erich "Mancow" Muller for opening his eyes to his conservative beliefs. Since then, Duane has devoured books and literature on politics, reading everything he can from Adam Smith to Larry Elder to Thomas Sowell. He refers to his style of politics as "conserva-tarian", a mixture of conservative and libertarian beliefs.

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