More Than You Ever Wanted To Know About Roseanne Barr

I’m not sure which of these stories about Roseanne Barr is more disturbing.

Let’s start with a post on her blog that may be some drunken attempt at humor (but somehow, I doubt it)…

Via Cassy Fiano,

“The fired intern from Myspace (not Joey) has also stolen my private sex tape. I am offering $25,000 for it’s return (unless someone would like to distribute it – then I am willing to deal). The rumor mill says that Perez Hilton knows who took it.”

Think that’s a scary image? Ok, what if the tape she made is with Tom Arnold? Sure, you don’t have to actually watch it, but if you start to get angry because you will never get that image out of your head, blame Cassy, because it’s all her fault for telling me about this story.

But wait…I have another, related story about Roseanne that may be even more shocking.

The image you are about to see is courtesy of the Daily Gut and yes, it is real,

I’m sorry, but that’s more disturbing than the sex tape. Roseanne is a foul mouthed, mentally ill, America hating, former prostitute. So, who in their right mind would buy this for their children? I mean, even if you’re an ultra liberal, is Roseanne the sort of person you want influencing your kids? You would hope not, wouldn’t you?

PS: As an extra added bonus, here are some of the borderline insane quotes from the front page of Roseanne’s blog. Imagine people looking at these sort of quotes and saying, “Gee, we need to expose our children to this woman!”

“I am getting a shotgun tomorrow, not for the piggies, but just to have, though I wonder if my past mental illnesses will make getting a gun tougher? I will shoot anyone who comes on my land, since I just put up gates that say “no trespassing… trespassers shot on sight”… I cannot wait to shoot someone if need be…right between the eyes.”

“To the Traitors in our Midst: To deny the will of seventy five percent of this country’s citizens is treason against democracy.”

Impeach and Indict…

IMPEACH BUSH CHENEY, INDICT ROVE TRAITORS TO AMERICA, THIEVES OF ITS PUBLIC MONEY, WAR PROFITEERS, ANTI-CHRISTS.

“hilary clinton and barak hussein obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by mitt romney… this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the mormon church planned over the last fifty years.”

THIS IS THE TIME FOR CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE, BEFORE BUSH REVOKES THE RIGHT TO FREELY ASSEMBLE.. THAT IS COMING NEXT!!! ASSEMBLE WHILE WE STILL CAN!!!

MARSHALL LAW IS COMING NEXT, IF WE DON’T…

I just have to say: Cleopatra is the doorway to all of the History and Knowledge of the vanquishment of Female divinity and power. Cleopatra gave birth to rome as well, and they hid that too, but still it will come to light in the next year…the goddess is reborn, risen from the dead and her mind is the internet. she is part cyborg/and part lion…she is mona lisa’s masquerade of THE SPHINX.

Hello, welcome to Crazy Town! I’m your tour guide, Roseanne Barr, and I’ll be singing songs to your children!

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