Many moonbats ask themselves, “What can I do to save the polar bears from the apocryphal global warming crisis?” Here’s an idea I hope they don’t try: go around naked.

Spending more time with nothing on stems waste and pollution in all sorts of ways, according to an article by Kathy Blanchard on The Naturist Society‘s Web site.

“Living more hours naked each day results in a dramatic drop in my laundry, which in turn reduces my water and energy use (along with my related bills),” Ms. Blanchard wrote. “It also reduces the amount of soap I release, in my case, into the Puget Sound.”

Unless you’re a polar bear, Ms. Blanchard’s aversion to soap is all the more reason to wish she’d put her clothes on.

Ms. Blanchard recommends “naturist holidays.” If you would like to save the planet from carbon emissions by vacationing naked, you can get on a big old carbon-belching jet and fly across the ocean.

France is already a top destination for “textilists” (a term some naturists use to describe clothes-wearers) but also seems to be one of the most appealing spots for vacationing in the buff. According to the tourist authority in the Aquitaine region on the French Atlantic coast, ” ‘green’ naturism is growing fast in popularity.”

Switzerland is another favorite.

In the Swiss Alps, nude hiking in winter seems to be a growing phenomenon — although some locals are trying to outlaw the practice…

Don’t let it get you down that walking around with no clothes on might not prevent natural climate fluctuations. If the cooling trend we’ve had for the last 11 years reverses and it actually does start to get warmer, you’ll be all the comfier in your birthday suit.

Michael Hewitt says in an article in the article in The Independent that a few nudists seem happy that the demise of winter may be in the offing.

If only.

For more laughs at the expense of naked moonbats, those with strong stomach are directed to EcoNudes.org.

On a tip from J. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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