NARAL to Pay Half of Scott Peterson’s Legal Fees
The National Abortion Rights Action League (NARAL) today announced it would pay half of the legal fees for the defense of Scott Peterson, who is accused of killing his wife and unborn son. Mr. Peterson was bound over for trial in California yesterday after an 11-day preliminary hearing.
“We don’t know whether Mr. Peterson is guilty of killing his wife,” said NARAL President Kate Michelman. “But no matter what he did to the fetus, it’s okay because the fetus is not a human. It’s an outrage that the court is putting Scott Peterson on trial for something that America’s fine abortion doctors do legally hundreds of times every day.”
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