New Evidence Shows Rodney King Actually Dead By Rip Rowan
In a shocking new story broken by the the Australian, reporters confirm that Rodney King, the victim of 1992’s brutal police beating in Los Angeles, was actually killed in that event.
“The police beating also recalled memories of the killing of Rodney King in 1992. Los Angeles erupted in violence after four white officers were acquitted of beating the black motorist to death.”
King, who famously asked the world, “Can’t we just get along?” in 1993, and who subsequently was arrested for hit-and-run driving and is serving probation until 2003, was shocked to learn of his untimely death in 1992.
“You mean, I’m dead?” asked King incredulously. “They killed me that night?”
In related news, M. Night Shyamalan (Sixth Sense, Unbreakable) has acquired the rights to the chilling story about how King’s ghost rose from the dead and started his own rap label.
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