Osama’s Back And He’s Angry At Bush

I have to admit, I thought Osama died back at Tora Bora and I’m quite surprised that he has done his first new video since December of 2001.

On the one hand, I am of course displeased that old weird beard is still breathing air. On the other hand, since he is alive, I can anticipate the sweet, sweet, pleasure of hearing that we killed that low down, dirty, son of a bitch (excuse the language).

I’d also encourage everybody to read his statement because not only does he take credit for 9/11 (take that you tinfoil hat loonies), but as Crush Kerry ably pointed out, it sounds like a bunch of Democratic talking points.

There was one point in particular that Osama made that really jumped out at me,

“It never occurred to us that the commander in chief [Bush] would leave 50,000 citizens in the two Towers to face those horrors alone at a time when they most needed him, because he thought listening to a child discussing her goat was more important.”

I guess Osama has been watching “Fahrenheit 9/11” in his little hole out in Pakistan because that’s something that movie really hammered home…or maybe he was listening to Kerry campaign spokeswoman Stephanie Cutter who said,

“John Kerry is not the type of leader who will sit and read ‘My Pet Goat’ to a group of second-graders while America is under attack”.

Straight from the mouthpiece of the Kerry campaign to Osama’s ears.

Furthermore, while Osama didn’t officially endorse a candidate he did spend most of his statement attacking George Bush. And if America’s foremost enemy, a guy who’s responsible for 9/11, spends a good portion of a video slamming Bush while saying nothing negative about Kerry…well, draw your own conclusions about which candidate would do a better job of protecting us from terrorists and vote accordingly…

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