Ouch! This Has To Hurt

Ouch! This Has To Hurt =): The Catholic church has finally dealt with the child-molestation scandal that’s been tainting their image. According to this satire from the Onion, the Pope had this to say about the issue…

“As Jesus said, ‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone,'” the pope continued. “We must send a clear message to these hundreds—perhaps thousands—of children whose sinful ways have tempted so many of the church’s servants into lustful violation of their holy vows of celibacy. The church forgives them for their transgressions and looks upon them not with intolerance, but compassion.”

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