Paris Hilton Does A Face Plant!
Yes, Paris Hilton went down, FACE FIRST, while she was trying to get away from the paparazzi!
Is that some hillarious shizzle nizzle or what? You know why it’s so funny? Because it’s Paris Hilton and people don’t like her and she’s all skanky and stuff — and she fell the ^%$^%^%$^ down! Bwahahahaha!
Note: For anyone taking a look at this post down the road, it was part of an April Fool’s prank.