by John Hawkins | February 12, 2004 12:42 am
Vietnam veteran John F. Kerry will soundly defeat National Guardsman George W. Bush in the 1972 presidential election, according to a new poll commissioned by the Kerry campaign.
“This election is not about the future, or my legislative record,” said Mr. Kerry, “It’s about what George W. Bush and I did more than three decades ago. Today’s issues pale in comparison to the relevance of my heroic service in Vietnam…and of course, Mr. Bush’s valiant efforts[1] in Texas and Alabama from time to time.”
The poll has a margin of error of plus-or-minus 32 years.
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