Q&A Friday #77: Why Is There A Media Conspiracy Against Ron Paul?

Question: “Ron Paul (Republican) has won all of the straw polls and is clearly the only candidate that cares about the constitution and about are economy going down the tubes because all our current administration can do is waist trillions of dollars on a war that is not making us any safer nor has any benefit to the world.

Could you please find out why every media outlet including yours is biased toward Ron Paul and even when he Ron Paul clearly wins a poll on NBC or FOX they refuse to publish him winning?” — mrethiopian

Answer: I thought we were going to get away with our plot, but since you meddling Paulbots on the internet have figured it out, I can see that there’s no sense in hiding it anymore.

Here’s what’s really going on: The Council of Foreign Relations, the Bilderberg group, and the Trilateral Commission have teamed up with the Illuminati, the Zionists, and The Order of Skull and Bones to stop Ron Paul from becoming President.

Why? It’s simple really: he’s the only “candidate that cares about the constitution,” “the only real conservative in the race,” and thus the only candidate that they can’t control. If Ron Paul gets in, the plans to merge America, Canada, and Mexico, create one world order, fake another moon landing, and anally probe rednecks in isolated villages at the behest of space aliens will all be for naught.

Therefore, every media outlet on the planet, conservative and liberal, old media and new media, TV, print, and radio was ordered to run negative stories about Ron Paul, pretend that the 2% of the vote he’s acquiring in national polls has more significance than the 40% to 50% of the vote he gets in online polls, and to falsely portray the vast majority of his supporters as online poll stuffing, out of the mainstream kooks who think that the entire media is biased against Ron Paul.

PS: I wasn’t given permission to reveal this conspiracy so there is a chance that if you’ve read this far, a team of assassins will be sent out to kill you in order to keep you from spreading the truth about Ron Paul’s amazing popularity. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you!

PS #2: I know you’re probably thinking, “Gee, maybe you should have warned us about the teams of assassins at the beginning of the post instead of the end.” Good point. But, we’re going to be rounding almost all of you up and putting you in Haliburton run “Freedom camps” soon anyway, so does it really make a difference?

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