Quote Of The Day: If Jesus Came Back Today…

“Imagine the kerfuffle (if Jesus came back today). He comes back, and He goes on TV and says, “Okay, homosexuality is wrong. Sex outside of marriage is wrong. Stop watching porn. Quit smoking dope. And by the way, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, and all the other non-Christian religions are wrong, so stop practicing them.” Every fat lesbian activist in San Francisco would be out in the street, running around topless and waving a sign reading, “Kill Jesus NOW!” Jesse Jackson would condemn Him. Cindy Sheehan would demand a meeting. Liberals would start calling him JesusHitler.” — Hog On Ice

I know, I know… Jesus would have a lot to say to everyone, liberals and conservatives. Still, it’s funny because it’s so spot-on…

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