Right Wing Children’s Songs?!?!?: I

Right Wing Children’s Songs?!?!?: I have never posted song lyrics on RWN before I may never do so again. But sometimes you come across material that is so good you just have to acknowledge it. This little song that was penned by Bigwig of Silflay Hraka was not only funny, but it was written to the tune of “Little Bunny Foo Foo” which is my favorite children’s song. Soon after I ran across this song I managed to convince Bigwig to let me use his material and the rest is history…

“Little [email protected] Yasser”

Little [email protected] Yasser
Trying to be like Nasser
Rolling in his blood money
and making war on Jews

Down came the President
And He said;

“Little [email protected] Yasser
there’s no more laissez passer
Your reign of terror’s at an end
Stop making war on Jews!

I’ve told you once,
I’ll tell you two more times
Then I’ll, blow you
All the way to the moon!”

The next day.

Little [email protected] Yasser
Trying to be like Nasser
Said “That Yankee didn’t mean it
I’ll go make war on Jews.”

Down came the President
And He said;

“Little [email protected] Yasser
I didn’t go to Vassar
I will no longer be your b*tch,
Wake up and read the news.”

I’ve told you once,
I’ve told you twice,
I’ll tell you one more time
Then I’ll, smack you,
All the way to Rangoon!”

The next day.

Little [email protected] Yasser
Trying to be like Nasser
“To myself be true I must,
I’ll go make war on Jews.”

Down came the President
And He said;

“Little [email protected] Yasser
Your time has come at last, sir
And now you’re going to pay the price
for making war on Jews”

I’ve told you once.
I’ve told you twice.
I’ve told you three times.
Now I’m, gonna turn you
into red goo!

And he did.

And the moral of this story is; Never negotiate with terrorists.

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