Sean Duffy’s next commercial

Everybody’s seen Sean Duffy’s new ad, right? That’s Sean Duffy, the Republican district attorney, lumberjack champion, Real World alumnus, and one-half of the Best Looking Congressional Race…ever,who’s running for Wisconsin’s 7th Congressional District.

In case you haven’t seen it, here:

You know what that is? That’s a damned fine ad. Courtesy of Grandpa Steve.

I know what you’re thinking. How can Duffy possibly top this? He can’t, that’s how. Compared to that, his next commercial is destined to be a disappointment.

Never fear, Trog is here.

The scene: a bunch of people in suits, logrolling. You know what that is? Balancing on logs, rolling them, while on water.

It’s also another way of saying: “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.”

So. The scene: outdoors, woods. A wide, slow river. Several people in business suits — nice ones — are rolling logs in the river.

Cue Duffy’s voice:

“Logrolling: in Washington-speak, it means you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.

Problem is, in Washington, they’re using your money to do it.”

Something like that. Cut to Duffy, walking in:

“It’s time to put a stop to it.”

He puts his foot on one of the logs (close up of boot), stopping it. All the suits fall in the water.

“Stop the logrolling. Stop the back scratching. Stop the wasteful spending. I’m Sean Duffy, best-looking congressional candidate…ever, and you bet I approve that message.”

Cue the logo. In all humility, I am a genius.

Previously:

(Cross-posted at The TrogloPundit)

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