by John Hawkins | January 17, 2005 12:08 am
Facing criticism for his move to http://nytimes.com/2005/01/15/international/middleeast/15mideast.html” TARGET=”_blank”>negotiations[1] to set “appropriate limits” on suicide bombings.
Mr. Sharon even put an opening proposal on the table for a Suicide Attack Protocol which would limit Palestinian terror groups to a monthly quota of one bus explosion in a crowded marketplace and two border checkpoint bombings while negotiations continue to establish a peaceful Palestinian state side-by-side with Israel.
“We want to be good neighbors,” said Mr. Sharon, “so we need to continue to strengthen[2] Mr. Abbas’ hand in dealing with the terror groups who helped to elect him. We understand that going ‘cold turkey’ on terrorism would be tough for these groups so, as a confidence-building measure in our negotiations, we’re proposing reasonable limits on Israeli civilian death and dismemberment.”
Mr. Abbas, who was sworn-in today as president of the Palestinian Authority, said he would “consider Mr. Sharon’s proposal after asking WWYD — What Would Yassir Do?”
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