Storm The White House!
You know how Republicans always accuse Democrats of not having any new ideas? Well, whatever you may think of what you’re about to read, at least it qualifies as a plan…
“Storm the White House
Multi-Day Event, Beginning March 15, come when you can and stay as long as you can – we are taking over the White House until they leave. Torture, Occupation, Genocide – Must End Now.
Wednesday, March 15th 2006 12:00 AM
Washington, DC USA
TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE BY STORM – Stop Genocide, Torture and Occupation
U.N. SOS – We need your help to end the reign of international criminals.
It is our duty and the duty of the United Nations to rescue the people of the world from the U.S. dictators. Murder for occupation and theft of land is illegal. Murder of journalists is criminal. Remove the traitors who have stolen the U.S. budget and used it to commit international crimes against humanity.
…Inviting everyone to the White House for a protest rally to show that we do not accept the criminal government, illegal wars and the permanent occupation planned for Iraq and Afghanistan. For Nat Turner, For Martin and Coretta, For all the Torture and Assassination in Afghanistan, Iraq, Haiti and many others – We will not allow the Slave Holders that Still Prevail in this Country to Rule us any longer. Imprisonment and torture based on race, religion, resources or region is no different than the slavery we sought to abolish years ago. The Administration is Criminal and if they will not step down, we must storm in, show them how many of us do not accept a criminal government. How can we stand by and watch them kill our brothers, sisters, journalists and friends for their dollars?
We are calling on all citizens and governments in every country to stand with us. We are calling on all Member Nations of the U.N.; All Representatives and Justices in the World Court and International Criminal Courts; All Human Rights Advocates; All Soldiers and CIA agents and government officials who have been blackmailed or are in fear of the dictators to join us in ending this reign of corporate terror in our government. The World Criminal Courts need to incarcerate Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld for admitted crimes and known crimes of international scope. The Political Cooperative will put a new, temporary government in place that is comprised of people from Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch and all the organizations that have finally made us aware of the truth of the savage practices and illegal policies of our government in assassinating our own officials as well as people throughout the world who oppose their criminal activity. We need all of you to save U.S. victims and global victims from their ongoing criminal activity. We are calling on the military, police, citizens and religious organizations to stand with us and help us to bring democracy back to the United States and by doing so, free the world from the wrath, occupation, theft, torture, blackmail and assassination by the Criminals in the United States Government. What they have done all over the world is much worse than what Saddam Hussein has done, so why are they not in jail too? They have admitted to international and national crimes, so why have they not been taken to Court too?”
Now this is a plan!
Step #1: Assemble smelly hippies and moonbats outside of the White House.
Step #2: Make it past hordes of gun wielding cops and Secret Service Agents willing to kill to stop people from entering the White House without permission.
Step #3: Take over the White House and, with the help of the United Nations and International Criminal Court, hold it against the combined might of all US military forces.
Step #4: Party in the Lincoln bedroom and Oval Office!
Step #5: Overthrow the Constitution and put the United States under the jurisdiction of a bunch of left-wing non-governmental organizations like Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch while Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld are tried and sent to prison in the Hague.
Step #6: Appoint some liberal like John Kerry or Hillary Clinton as President and write a new Constitution that prevents Republicans from ever taking power again. (Admittedly, this is a bit of a guess, but Amnesty International can’t run things forever).
Granted, this plan has a lot of, “stark raving bonkers,” in it and not much else, but at least it’s a better effort than what the Democrats put together as an alternative to Bush’s Social Security plan. Therefore, they at least deserve a little credit.