The Anti-War Left’s “We Support the Use of U.S. Military Force” Contract
“…(I)f you take some of the arguments (of the anti-war left) (which spans the “netroots” crowd at Daily Kos all the way to the New York Times op-ed page) has marshalled against President Bush and recast them in generic terms, you’ll see they read like a list of “out clauses” tucked inside a “We Support the Use of U.S. Military Force” contract:
The Chickenhawk Clause: No administration official may be involved in planning or supporting a war effort unless they have served in the military. (This clause applies to members of the public as well).
The Shared Sacrifice Clause: Wars may not be conducted unless a vast majority of the public share in some sort of common sacrifice which will most likely take the form of increasing the tax burden on the public.
The Elite Sacrifice Clause: Wars may not be conducted unless 1) all military age children among the highest ranking civilian and military officials in the country are forced to serve and 2) a certain (but as yet undefined) percentage of combat deaths must come from soldiers with “privileged” backgrounds.
The Grieving Parent Clause: Mothers and fathers of soldiers killed in action are given “absolute” moral authority. Therefore wars may be fought only until the mother or father of a soldier killed in action objects to either the policy or the leadership of the administration.
The Presidential Vacation Clause: During the course of any conflict where U.S. soldiers are in harm’s way, presidents are not allowed to take vacation but instead must remain at the White House “burning the midnight oil” to demonstrate military personnel are a priority.
The War Profiteering Clause: The Pentagon is allowed to hire private contractors to assist in military logistics and reconstruction projects provided that 1) no member of the administration has ever had any contact with the company and 2) the company is not allowed to make a profit.
Of course, one of the primary requirements for the left to support U.S. military force is winning the approval of the UN Security Council. Taken together these requirements would seem to make it almost impossible for the left to support U.S. military action under any circumstance.”