The Democratic Underground Post Of The Day — Arnold & The Bush Terrorist Attack On Cali

The Du’s own CaptainMidnight explains how Bush is going to deliver California to Arnold by engineering a terrorist attack (edited for brevity’s sake)….

ALERT! Tinfoil Hat Theory: Why Arnie is running.

…We know the recall’s about getting a Repub Gov. in office in order to make California easier to steal, or make the 2004 Election at least close ENOUGH to steal our precious Electoral votes. We know it has nothing to do with Gray Davis being crummy, really.

…I think Rove’s got something particularly nasty up his sleeve this time that will change Arnold’s fortunes dramatically. I mean, he’s about to subject himself and Maria to more salient stories about what he calls “getting my helmet polished.” This could be humiliating to him, even before he loses. But what if he “knew” the fix was in?

…My tinfoil hat theory is this:

ROVE/BUSH/CHENEY ARE GOING TO INSTIGATE SOME MIHOP (made it happen on purpose) TERROR ATTACK, BIO ATTACK IN THE US, MAYBE CALIFORNIA, WHEREBY CALIFORNIANS WILL BE CLAMORING FOR A “STRONG” GOVERNOR TO PROTECT US! THEY CAN FINISH THE JOB ENRON STARTED, AND GET A REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR TO HAND THEM THE STATE IN 2004.

At a time of a statewide crisis, like a bio attack on L.A., or some other MIHOP incident, we Californians won’t stand for a milquetoast who stands for nothing, like Gray Davis, not a woman, for sure, like Arianna, but a “strong leader,” and Americans will have that subconscious memory of Arnold’s Terminator and Conan roles, the will reassure us that we are being protected when we see our “strong” man, Arnold, as our governor. Look at how Minnesota elected that hulking creep, Ventura.

Look at 9-11. I personally subscribe to the MIHOP Theory, not LIHOP (let it happen on purpose). You’re telling me that they entrusted the carrying out of such an attack, the “New Pearl Harbor” as called for by PNAC and Zbigniev’s book, upon which the New World Order will be launched, the Great Final Oil Grab, where Trillions upon Trillions of dollars are at stake, upon the abilities of 19 hijackers armed with boxcutters, and who failed flight school training???

Again, look at Bush’s Presidency prior to 9-11. It was going nowhere fast. His poll numbers had just dipped down below 50. He was in the low 50’s even before he went on his much-criticized “longest ever Presidential vacation.” And yet he went anyway. Enron was about to explode. The Stock Market was about to crash. They were only 9 months into his Presidency, and already it was heading towards a “failed Presidency.” Yet Bush & Co. knew something we didn’t. Something that would come along and not only pull his feet outta the fire, but catapult him into the stratosphere of becoming Winston Churchill and Shane, combined. No one else saw that coming, right?

…Look at the Florida 2002 Election. They fixed that f*cker literally Six Ways From Sunday. They disenfranchised black voters, they had Republican operatives go into election offices and “correct” only Republican absentee ballots that were missing either the full name or voter registration #, the butterfly ballot in Palm Beach, they positioned Bush’s First Cousin, JOHN ELLIS, as the FOX News election anchorman that night who, with no proof, simply called the state, and thus the Election for W. They then had the Supreme Court, ready and waiting, to stop the whole legal recount, if they needed them to. They didn’t rely on just one thing!”

Here are a couple of other notable posts from the thread…

mopaul: “completely probable

many people still do not see that 9-11 is the awfullest hoax and atrocity ever committed here…well besides the native american genocide and slavery of africans and millions killed under our meddling actions all over the world. 9-11 was orchestrated in marble halls by men without souls or hearts. hollow men.

these guys won’t accept defeat at all at this point. they’ve made too many gains and raked in too much cash and power to stop now. and 9-11 worked so well as a distraction, you can guarantee that they will do it again. dick has already said, it’s not if but when.”

DoYouEverWonder: “…Expect the US to fake the launch of a long range missile aimed at California or Alaska from NK. Heck, they don’t even need to hit a target, just launching the darn thing, will be all they need for their excuse to launch an immediate and massive retalitory attack against NK. Expect the result to make 9-11 look like a car bombing.

Any election within two weeks of such an event, could assure a huge win for the Terminator, heck they could even get Mike Tyson elected to public office after that.”

I do like the “Winston Churchill & Shane, combined” line though. You mix in some clips from “Shane”, a Churchill speech, a little bit of Reagan, Dirty Harry and few good Bush clips like him saying Osama is “wanted dead or alive” and Bush walking around in the flightsuit and you have an aggressive, testosterone filled, manly, little video short that would be pretty cool. Heck, I’d put it together myself if I knew where to get all the clips…

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