The Illustrated Man By Ace

This convict doesn’t understand why he keeps drawing the attention of the police.

The swastika on the forehead is always classy.

Some believe the tatoos comprise a complex semiotic code, which reads, in part, “I’m probably not a ‘good hire,’ nor am I ‘the one’ for your underage daughter.”

The actual story is kind of funny. This sub-moron was actually a fugitive. His mugshot went out to the media. It took a whopping two days to track him down. Gee, I wonder why.

It’s a sign of our declining civilization that even career criminals are no d*mn good at crime.

Thanks to Blacksheep.

This content was used with the permission of Ace of Spades HQ.

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