The Israeli Sniper: One day,

The Israeli Sniper: One day, a Palestinian platoon commander gathered his troops together to make a speech. “I have a mission for you,” he said. “Intelligence has determined there is an Israeli sniper in the town about five miles up the road. We are going to go kill this sniper. Now, my troops, go forth and destroy the Zionist fool!”

The Palestinian soldiers all leave, numbering about fifty, to find and kill the Israeli sniper. Three days later, one guy comes back, all shot-up and bloody and beat up. “What happened!” the commander demanded. The Palestinian trooper replied, “Intelligence was wrong, there were two of them.” (Thanks to Brandon Poindexter for sending this one in)

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