The KKK Should Switch Their Position On The Gay Marriage Amendment

Oh, great. I’m sure this will really help out the cause for those of us who oppose gay marriage:

“The Ku Klux Klan plans to rally in Austin to support the gay marriage amendment set for the Nov. 8 ballot.

The rally planned on the steps of city hall the Saturday before the election will urge voters to favor proposition 2.

However, some who support proposition 2 don’t welcome the KKK’s assistance.”

“Some…don’t welcome the KKK’s assistance?” Is there anybody who wants these idiots on their side, for any reason, on any issue?

Hey, here’s a suggestion for the Klan: you really want to help out? Come out in favor of gay marriage. Talk about what a great benefit it would be to our society, say you love Andrew Sullivan’s website, and generally make fools of yourselves — like you always do. Then, as more people are quite naturally repulsed by the sort of drooling idiots who are in the KKK, it’ll help build support for a gay marriage Amendment. It’s a brilliant strategy!

On the other hand, the members of the KKK could just take the sheets off, stop being racist scumbags, and join the rest of society. That wouldn’t be so bad either.

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