The Tesla Energy Shield: The Answer To Every Problem In Your Life
I buy a lot of items on eBay, usually oddball stuff that I can’t find at the local Wal-Mart. Today, I took a tour through the “weird” section on eBay and there was one item that just stood out above all the others.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the, THE TESLA SHIELDâ„¢ SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY FOR THE SOUL“, which is selling for the low, low price of only $89.95.
Here’s what this purple thing-a-ma-fraud claims to be able to do for you with it’s “Purple energy shield,”
Protection against EMF and electromagnetic radiation
Increases energy levels
Heals on all levels of mind body and soul
Increases physical strength and stamina
Enhances quality of sleep
Completely clears negative energies
Acts as a 24/7 psychic shield
Energises food and water
Beneficial energy for animals and plants
Assists connection to the divine source
Increases psychic abilities
Enhances meditation and prayer
Enhances manifesting skills
Facilitates astral projection and lucid dreaming
Use as a pendulum in chakra and aura balancing
Use as a transmitter pendulum in distant healing
Use as a tuning pendulum in radionics
Use as a pendulum for radiesthesia and dowsing
Wow, you don’t see a lot of products that can “retard..aging,” “Increase…psychic abilities,” AND “Facilitate…astral projection and lucid dreaming.” I mean normally, you’d need what, 4 or 5 different hard to collect products to do all that, am I right? I mean we’re talking a dollop of virgin’s blood, a harpy feather, a troll claw, and at least a half dozen newt eyes and that’s before the coven of witches/werewolves howl over the whole concoction during the first full moon during a leap year.
So, to have all of those great effects in one “Tesla Shield” is just amazing. Perhaps that’s why the feedback from the people who actually spent $89.95 each to buy this trinket is so outstanding — no really, I kid you not.
Here’s some very representative eBay feedback from people who bought “The Tesla Shield,”
“Incredible power!!!!!!!! Everyone should have one!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Hoping I get the same results as I did with the Beam Ray! That machine is great!”
“I love this shield. Great product, fast shipping. Great seller.”
“Great!! Seller I love my Tesla.”
The total feedback score for this seller? 100% positive after selling people a piece of worthless purple junk for $89.95. I’m surprised someone hasn’t hired this con artist and put him to work in DC yet…