The Top 10 Amazing Things About America Once It Becomes Part Of The New Caliphate

Over at the Huffington Post, Greg Gutfeld has posted an article called 30 Amazing Things About America Once It Becomes Part Of The New Caliphate!

Here are 10 of the funniest ones:

* Women aren’t allowed to drive, unless accompanied by a suicide bomber.

* We no longer have to wait till drunk to blame the jews.

* France sends 100 foot statue of Abu Musab Al Zarqawi for New Mecca Harbor as sign of good will.

* In the Pretty Woman remake, Julia Roberts is stoned to death.

* The Friar’s Roast is an actual roast — of all those old Jew comedians.

* Rosie O’Donnell will be in a burkha.

* Winner of “America’s Next Top Model” gets to marry a goat herder.

* Zoos closed because chimps not adhering to laws of modesty.

* Finally decent halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl (beheadings).

* The Fahrenheit 9/11 ride at Universal Studios.

Make sure to read them all.

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