The Top 10 Pro-Iranian Movies We Could Have Made Instead Of “300”

Apparently, the crazies that run Iran weren’t too happy with the movie “300.” In fact, Javad Shamqadri, an art advisor to Iran’s Islamo-Fascist, holocaust denying President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, said that 300 was “part of a comprehensive U.S. psychological war aimed at Iranian culture.” Yeah, we should be so organized.

Anyway, in the “spirit of cultural generosity,” Kate, with some help from her readers, Small Dead Animals tried to come up with some film ideas that would make the Iranian leaders happy and luckily for all of you, she gave permission for me to do a top 10 list comprised on those selections here at Right Wing News.

So, without further ado, here are the top 10 pro-Iranian films we could have made instead of “300.”

10) Ahmednegeddon

9) Fellowship of the Fatwa

8) One Blew Up Over The Mullah’s Nest

7) 4 Beheadings And A Funeral

6) Fatwa Gump

5) Death to Smoochy the Infidel

4) Brokeback Fatwa

3) Harold and Kumar go to White Castle to behead the Infidels.

2) Throw Israel From The Train

1) Indiana Jones & IN THE NAME OF ALLAH WE SHALL AVENGE THE LAST CRUSADE. Peace be upon you.

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Update #1:More suggestions from the comments section of RWN, as of 12:35 PM

10) Mohammed Dynamite

9) Fast Times at Ramadan High

8) Martyring Private Ryan

7) Citizen Caned

6) The Good, The Bad And The Infidel

5) The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Burqua

4) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Abu Ghraib

3) Dude, Where’s My Car Bomb?

2) Honey, I Martyred the Kids

1) Beheadin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

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