Drill, baby, Drill — snarkandboobs
Baby, the moment I saw you, you tore down the Berlin Wall — to my heart! — johnhawkinsrwn
YOU LIE on top of me. — andylevy
Want to hike the Appalachian trail? — nrdavis
Screw the UN inspectors, I’ll go in right now — SarahBurris
I’d like to pre-emptively invade you if you know what I mean. — politicsoffear
If your left leg was July 4th and your right leg was Veteran’s Day, can I visit you between the holidays? — johnhawkinsrwn
Watch out, baby! My hands are going rogue! — jamesJJohnson
Hey baby, if we don’t go out tonight, the terrorists win. — johnhawkinsrwn
Is that a pistol in your pocket or…oh – it IS a pistol. — RoseLizenberg