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The top ten bombshells from Sarah Palin’s new book
Written By : TrogloPundit

1. Katie Couric was totally hitting on her before their interview.

2. McCain really only picked her for Veep in an attempt to make Mrs. McCain jealous (it worked).

3. It also made Meghan jealous.

4. The boots are left over from an old Nazi Mistress costume.

5. Sarah was the quiet mousy girl nobody ever noticed in high school until the head cheerleader made a bet on whether or not she could turn her into a quarterback-dating hottie which she did so well that Sarah actually displaced her as the school’s queen bitch but also caused Sarah to estrange herself from her real friends until both she and the head cheerleader discovered that being popular is only as important as the people who love you.

6. Andrew Sullivan is Trig’s father.

7. In the Star Trek evil alternate universe, she is Nancy Pelosi.

8. She doesn’t really need glasses.

9. Todd is a cyborg from the future, waiting for the name Levi Johnston to appear in the phone book.

10. Her plan for total world domination is right on schedule.

(The TrogloPundit blogs regularly at The TrogloPundit)

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  • Jack Schite

    What. A. Nut.

  • Toastrider

    Wah, someone doesn’t scan humor.

  • http://grandpajohn.blogspot.com/ Steve_Burri

    Don’t worry. CNN has several employees fact checking as we speak.

  • BIG

    Actually, AP assigned 11 writers to fact check her book. That is 10 more than they used to verify anything candidate Obama said or wrote.

  • Jack Schite

    She is a national joke and her book has all the gravitas of charmin extra soft TP.

    Comparing her to Obama is like comparing Willie Mays to a softball coach.

  • http://www.superdickery.com mightysamurai

    Shut up, troll. Nobody cares what you think.

  • http://www.conservablogs.com/theconservativecrawfish/ reelman

    SARAH: STAY CLEAR OF THE SNAKES!

    “Clinton Says She’d Be Glad to Meet Palin Over Coffee
    Secretary of State Hillary Clinton says she’s never met the one-time Republican vice presidential hopeful and former Alaska governor and thinks it would be very interesting to sit down and talk with her.”….Nov 2009 excerpt
    ==========
    I sincerely hope conservative Republicans with any national ambitions stay clear of the secular socialist Party snakes. They hate you for what you believe (smaller gov-meant, lower taxes, basic morals) and that is never going to change. The socialists have no ethical or moral boundaries. They will lie or at least distort anything a conservative says…plus they will pass on their venom to the minion media (whether its a private meeting or not).
    As I used to say to my college Biology students, “What can you learn from a C student”? (ans: how to make a C) Even that is more than you will ever learn from the secular socialist snakes. Eventually we should all learn nothing good or honest can result…so why bother?
    The minion media unleashed 11 reporters to “fact check” Sarah’s book. They, of course, nitpicked with snarky comments. Heck, the angry socialists even produced a trashing book to release that looked like a clone of Sarah’s book. What should that tell all thinking Americans?
    Were unleashed reporters assigned to fact check that book or Gore or Kerry or Obama? You get it. They leaked nothing as Obama’s life was sealed from the voters as no other candidate’s ever has been. (Now we know why)
    Sarah, you can’t get the “snake vote” so do what Reagan did…go directly to the voters, to Americans…Couric and Gibson should be lessons enough for you. Also avoid the loser Republicans…we all know what you can learn from them.
    http://conservablogs.com/theconservativecrawfish

  • http://www.thecampofthesaints.com Robert_Belvedere

    Lance, too bad you had to reveal #10; you had many years still ahead of you–not any more [I just got my orders].

    As for #9: I knew it!….I knew it!

    Quoted from and Linked to at:
    THE PALINPALOOZA TOUR HITS THE ROAD

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