The Top Ten Possible Last Words Of Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi — Satire By Frank J.
Zarqawi lived for 52 minutes after U.S. troops got to him. There are lots of rumors about what his last words are, so here are the top ten possible last words of Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi…
10. “So how big was that bomb you dropped on me? I was thinking at least 500 pounds; am I right?”
9. “If you don’t do what I think you’re going to do with that bacon, I’ll give you each three of my virgins.”
8. “Aiee! You’re standing on my groin!”
7. “To be honest, I never actually finished reading the Koran. How did it end?”
6. “I’ll never tell you where the last canister of centox gas is, Jack Bauer!”
5. “Dude! Where’ my leg?”
4. “My biggest regret is that I won’t get to see Brad Pitt’s and Angelina Jolie’s child grow up.”
3. “I should have listened to my horoscope’s warning that ‘Big things are coming today.'”
2. “Tell my goat I love her.”
And the number one possible last words of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi…
1. “Ow. Bombs hurt.”
This satire was used with the permission of IMAO.