Written By : John Hawkins

“Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. God help me, I do love it so!” — George S. Patton

To paraphrase General Patton, “Naked Obama Unicorn art? God help me, I do love it so!” It just so cheesy! It’s like a Jackie Chan film, mixed with Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow, mixed with a big block of cheddar — all in each painting!

For example,

Now, if this had been put together during the campaign, they would have called it racist. Know why? You have naked Obama with a naked white woman riding on the horse. Who is she? The artist doesn’t say, but the only other shapely white woman he ever seems to paint is Sarah Palin. You do the math.

Course, this unfinished painting actually tops it in my book,

It’s like a cheesy parody painting of one of the original cheesy naked Obama pics, but done by a talented 7 year old! Awesomeness!

And, as an extra, super special bonus, it’s Obama with a pancake on his head,

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