Top Ten Upcoming NYT Headlines On The Economy — Satire By Ace Of Spades HQ

10. Falling Jobless Rate Has Perverse Effect: Higher Salaries Result In Rising Labor Costs

9. Amidst Boom, A Piece of Americana Lost: Fewer Rummies Raving In The Streets

8. Rising Incomes Mean More Americans Caught By Alternative Minimum Tax; Minorities, Women Hardest Hit

7. Falling Gas Prices May Lead To Increased Greenhouse Gas Production

6. With Economic Depression Averted, Struggling Discount Hard-Liquor Manufacturers Wonder: “Where Do We Go From Here?”

5. Picking Up The Pieces: Americans Struggle To Find Quality Chinese Restaurants After Relocating To Work At Higher Paying Jobs

4. The Forgotten Victims: As Investments Shift Towards Stocks, Wall Street Bond Traders “Despondant” At Sub-100K Bonuses

3. Economists Fret At Growing “Luxury Gap” Between Filthy Rich and Filthy Stinking Rich

2. The Dark Side of Prosperity: Study Links Rising Disposable Income With Casual Drug Use, Purchase of “Upscale” Pornographic DVDs

….and the Number One Upcoming NYT Headline On The Economy…

1. Paul Krugman Stops Writing Column, Starts Pelting Well-Dressed Passers-By With His Own Feces; “Some Of His Best Work Ever,” Raves The American Prospect

This satire was used with the permission of Ace of Spades HQ.

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