Wall Street Protester Struggles to Explain, Well, Anything (Video)


I had every intention of going down to the Occupy Kansas City hippie village and conducting interviews, but the water pump on the Green Monster, aka my 1998 Forest Green Chevrolet Malibu, had different plans and began throwing coolant like Linda Blair throws pea soup.

But that’s neither here nor there, and really far to graphic.

In my mind, I imagined every interview down there going exactly like this one:

Let me sum this up for you:

Wall Street Protester: I think this.

British Dude: Here. Have some facts.

Wall Street Protester: *Recoils like a vampire near garlic.*

These guys have no idea what they are doing down there. They haven’t thought past step one. Here’s their plan:

Step One: Go protest.

Step Two: ??

Step Three: ??

Step Four: Collectivist Utopia.

I thinking showering may be step three, but from what I’ve seen, it’s possibly one of the things to be purged in the New America.

Hat Tip: The Right Scoop

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Duane Lester

Duane Lester

Duane Lester is co-founder of All American Blogger, and the primary writer. Following graduation, Duane entered the United States Navy as a journalist. He spent five years touring the world, reporting on local news and sports. Following his enlistment, Duane spent almost 10 years working with adjudicated youth in residential treatment environments. Duane discovered politics after September 11. He credits Erich "Mancow" Muller for opening his eyes to his conservative beliefs. Since then, Duane has devoured books and literature on politics, reading everything he can from Adam Smith to Larry Elder to Thomas Sowell. He refers to his style of politics as "conserva-tarian", a mixture of conservative and libertarian beliefs.


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