Why I Will Vote Democrat Or Not Vote By Rusty Shackleford

by John Hawkins | October 11, 2006 4:06 am

I have decided to vote a straight Democratic ticket. Why? Because if I do, I will be sending a message to Republicans. That message is that I want Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) as Speaker of the House.

Nancy Pelosi would be a much better Speaker of the House than that scoundrel Dennis Hastert (R-IL).

Here is what you will get if you vote, like me, for Democrats this fall.

Nancy Pellosi is a member of the House who represents San Francisco, California. As a representative of that fair city, Speaker Pelosi would be much less tolerant of gay sexual deviants. Much less so than the current Speaker from the Illinois corn belt.

Here is Nancy Pelosi’s American Conservative Union score[1].

2005 = 0
Life = 3

That’s right, Nancy Pelosi scores a whopping ZERO score on the ACU scale. That’s out of a possible score of 100. Oh, Dennis Hastert scored 100 in 1995. He has a lifetime score of 93.

How does she score on the National Journal’s Liberal Score? These are different than the ACU’s score. The rankings measure how liberal she is compared to other Congressman. In other words, a “90” means she is “more liberal than 90% of other Congresspeople” on that issue.

Composite (overall) 2005 = 90
Liberal on Social Policy 2005 = 96
Liberal on Foreign Policy 2005 = 82
Liberal on Economic Policy 2005 = 91

I, for one, welcome our new Democrat overlord!

Now, if you’re a libertarian, like me, you’ll also be happy to know that the new Speaker of the House scores a whopping 10% on the Liberty Index’s[2] support for economic liberty in 2005 scale.

The ACLU gives her a 100% score in 2004 & 2005. A victory for the GWOT!

The radical abortion rights advocacy group NARAL gave her a score of 100% from 2000 – 2003. National Right to Life 2000-2003, 2005. 0 every year. 2004, 13%. Pro-lifers, stay home!

The liberal advocacy group Americans for Democratic Action gave her a score of 95% in 2005. 100% from 2000 – 2004.

The U.S. Campaign to End the Israeli Occupation gave her a score of 64% in 2005. Jews, vote for Pelosi!

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce…..33%. Business owners, vote Democratic!

National Taxpayers Union gives her a 17% in 2004. The best way to lower taxes and fight for small government—the Democratic Party.

Family Research Council 0. That’s right, zero. EVANGELICALS, DON’T VOTE.

League of Private Property Voters 2000 – 2004, zero. Every year.

And what better way for immigration reform advocates to send a message to the sole institution–the Republican House– that stood in the way of President Bush, the entire Democratic Party, and a few Republicans in the Senate who favored granting amnesty to illegal aliens then electing Nancy Pelosi?

U.S. Border Control gives her a 0 score for both 2004 & 2005.

Nanci Pelosi as Speaker of the House. What could possibly go wrong?

This content was used with the permission of The Jawa Report[3].