Why Mommy Is A Democrat
Over at the Smirking Chimp, I ran across an ad for a book that was so eye catching, so compelling, that I just had to check it out. That’s right, folks, the Democrats finally have an answer for Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! and it’s called Why Mommy is a Democrat:
Here’s a little bit about the book from the author:
“Why Mommy is a Democrat may look like a traditional children’s book, but it definitely
isn’t just for children. With numerous subtle and (not so subtle) satirical swipes at the Bush administration and the Republican Party, Why Mommy will appeal to Democrats of all ages!”
Do you think there are really adults who are going to be sitting around thinking, “That children’s book rips on Smirky McBushHitler! I can’t wait to buy it, dude!”
Stranger things have happened, right?
On the downside, there’s not a lot of sample dialogue from the book, so I’m just guessing when I say that it probably goes something like this:
“Now what has momma told you about shouting “Cut and run! Cut and run!” at uncle Murtha? You know he doesn’t like that!”
“Mommy? Why do you always tell me not to ride in the car with Uncle Teddy?”
“You’re doing so good at learning new words! Now repeat after momma: George Bush is a fascist and Republicans are evil!”
“Guess what Mommy? I had the best time on Halloween with uncle Byrd! He made me a ghost costume and we carried a big burning cross. I figured it stood for Trick or Treat!”
Come up with some more in the comments section and if they’re good, I’ll add ’em in.