Would you let your daughter date Mohammed?
Let’s take Jesus: 33-years-old, still lives with Mom. But the guy knows a trade, likes children and seems pleasant enough. The hair we can live with.
Buddha: Fat. Bald. Sleeps a lot. Again, though, nice personality. Used to be prince, which is a definite plus.
Krishna: She brought him home for Thanksgiving her first year at college. The one with the eyeliner, the orange clothes and the flute. OK once you get to know him.
Mohammed: Swarthy. Illiterate. Kills people. Basically we’re talking O.J. without the Heisman. Even if you could overlook the whole nine-year-old girl thing, the guy is a definite “no”.
(Via RelapsedCatholic: violating Canadian hate speech laws since 2000.)