Deepak Chopra: The World’s Most Powerful Liberal Psychic

California has long been a home to kooky gurus ranging from Charles Manson to Jim Jones to Marshall Applewhite of Heaven’s Gate fame to their less dangerous brethren.

One of those less dangerous brethren (we hope) : is Commander Huffpo J. Fruitcake, also known as Deepak Chopra. He has been spinning his new age tripe for years and he’s found a home at:  : The Huffington Post where he writes laughable nonsense like: “Is Consciousness Connected to the fFne Structure of the Universe?” and “What Quantum Physics Tells Us About Consciousness.”

Of course, Chopra’s bilious bullflop isn’t just confined to the HuffPo, where he’d at least primarily be infecting other dopey liberals, he’s also on Twitter where he regularly : spews out silliness like,

In the cycle of endless renewal, your speck of eternity is inviolate. As we live in our Being, none of us ever dies.

Hypnosis of social conditioning RT @kcjofisher: @DeepakChopra why doesn’t everyone experience out of body then?

Its the reality. The in body experience is a hallucination RT @Peace2All4Ever: @DeepakChopra sometimes I have out of body experiences. Why?

Question from my friend @shekharkapur to a scientist” How do you measure the universe from inside the universe?” My answer: Dance !

However, a few days ago, Chopra outdid himself with these tweets:

Had a powerful meditation just now – caused an earthquake in Southern California.

Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about that

Some people were upset at my remarks re earthquake. Sorry about that. I was actually meditating when it happenned and thougt” Whoaaa!”

Hey, : Doctor Xavier, they have drugs you can take that’ll make you stop thinking that you’re creating earthquakes….with your mind! After they get Deepak on them, maybe he can share them with Arianna Huffington, who must be almost as big of a loon as Chopra to run his worthless drivel.

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