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Michelle Obama Action Figure
Written By : Dave Blount

On November 20, the wait will be over; Michelle Obama action figures will hit the market at $12.99 apiece.

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Every bit as lovely as the original, aren’t they? The black widow dress looks sharper than ever. I hope they also offer the diplomatic mission to Britain clown suit outfit:

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Maybe there will be a talking version so that kids can pull a string and hear these inspiring quotes:

America is just downright mean.

For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change.

The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.

The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.

It’s so nice that moonbat children have role models to emulate.

On tips from Oiao and Wiggins. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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  • Realpolitik

    . . . children have role models to emulate.

    At last!

  • magicalpat

    I noticed they don't have the Barack Obama action figure because he never takes action.

    Although, the talking version has an extra long string.

  • http://guardian.blogdrive.com/ CavalierX

    They need to include the Michelle O quote "Barack Obama will require you to work," so as to condition to the little kiddies to the life of State serviture they're going to live.

  • http://guardian.blogdrive.com/ CavalierX

    Oops, I meant servitude. We will all be the serviture, in servitude to the State.

  • http://redinktexas.blogspot.com Rorschach

    Magicpat kinda sorta beat me to the punch line, I was going to ask what sort of "action" Michelle's "action figure" took…..

  • tblrk2006

    . . . children have role models to emulate.

    At last!

    Posted by Realpolitik

    2009-10-12 11:49:58

    Right….a serial liar that has a major grudge is somebody to emulate? She couldn’t even tell the truth to the Intl Olympic committee about her upbringing. She made up stories.

  • MediumHeadBoy

    Paramount should sue for copyright violation. After all they own the Klingons.

  • MediumHeadBoy

    Right….a serial liar that has a major grudge is somebody to emulate?

    Well, given the Donks'standard bearers of late (Billy Jeff, the Gorebot, the Hildebeast, Mikey the Hutt, ad nauseum) it's no wonder than Realidiot would believe lying is a good thing.

  • http://conservativebootcamp.com martinhale

    $12.99!?!!?

    Not unless it's also a bobblehead.

  • http://guardian.blogdrive.com/ CavalierX

    It's the Michelle Obama "Second Amendment" Action Figure… watch as she actively supports the right to bare arms!

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